Tuesday 9 December 2014

Here we go again

wow. I can't believe how long it's been since I last blogged. My SL has been as busy as ever and we've been to some great places, and yet I've added nothing. Well now's a good time to get this blog up and running again.

I'll be posting interesting things we've found, places we've been, things we do and maybe even the odd opinion on things in SL too. Wherever the mood takes me.

Since I last blogged I've hosted trivia, stopped hosting trivia, gone back to trivia, hosted in a music club, hosted for an old friend, made stuff, gone places and just about anything that makes SL what it is. For those who think there's never anything to do in SL - then think on! I shall endeavour to prove you wrong.

Wednesday 19 September 2012

Check out the full adventures of the Bongo Mouse band at bongomouseband.blogspot.co.uk

Tuesday 18 September 2012

The Bongo Mouse Band

Nothing to do with SL. just something Me and Mael came up with. My words. His pictures. I hope you like them.

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You’ve never met Bongo Mouse, But if he ever came to see your house You’d know he was there all night and day,
‘cos the bongos he just loves to play. And if his bongos aren’t around He’ll use anything he finds to make that sound. He’ll tap his paws on the skirting board. Tap a tune on the bathroom light cord. He’ll tap the bath, run up the stairs, But bongos are best: they come in pairs. When Bongo went to the park one day He heard a sound that made him say,
‘Who’s that singing? I hear a hum. But it would sound better if it had a drum.’ He followed the sound and what did he see? There with his piano, was Keys Pawski. ‘Hi,’ said Bongo. ‘I love that song. Mind if I sit and drum along?’ The two mice sat and played all day, Happily strumming and drumming away. When bedtime came they sadly parted, But little did they know what they had started.

The next day Bongo went back to the spot. Keys Pawski was there. ‘Hello,’ He said ‘What Do you say to my friend playing too? Hi name’s Quiffy Sax.’ ‘Pleased to meet you,’ Said the mouse, and he started to play.
Bongo listened to and decided to stay. Keys played the piano and Bongo drummed, While Quiffy played sax and all three of them hummed. By the end of the day they’d drawn quite a crowd. Three mice playing music was awfully loud. They went on their way, but promised they would All meet up the next day to see if they could Get people to come and listen along To them sitting, and playing, and singing a song.



When Bongo arrived at the park the next day, He really didn’t know quite what to say.
The first thing he saw was a really big bow With a cute lady mouse, who was standing below. ‘My names Fiddlina.’ Said the fluffy young mouse. ‘My friend Quiffy Sax lives in the same house. He told me you might let me play on my fiddle.’ ‘Why not,’ Bongo said, and with a quick paradiddle The four friends were off, all blowing and drumming, And fiddling and playing the piano and humming. They had a great time. It was really good fun. They enjoyed jamming along in the warmth of the sun. They were terribly sad at the end of the day, As they all parted again and went on their way. But inside they were happy because they all knew That tomorrow they’d meet and play music then too.

 Next day Bongo got to the park nice and early And saw a new mouse, whose whiskers were curly. ‘Hello,’ shouted Paws, ‘I’d like you to meet My very dear friend, Mr Sachmo Squeak.’
Bongo looked at the mouse. ‘So what do you do?’ ‘I play on the trumpet. Can I join in too?’ ‘Of course,’ Bongo said. ‘You’re welcome to join us.’ And off went the mice with their playing harmonious. By the end of the day the mice were worn out, But they’d had so much fun there was really no doubt They’d all meet again the following day. As they said their farewells to go on their way Young Quiffy piped up, ‘I like our sound the way we are, But we really need a mouse playing guitar.’ ‘I have a friend who can help us with that. His name’s Twangy Doodles.’ Sachmo pulled on his hat. ‘I’ll bring him tomorrow.’ And off he went. ‘I’m sure you’ll all like him. He’s rather a gent’


The mice were excited to meet their new friend. They’ hoped he’d follow their musical trend. Sachmo was waiting for them the next day.
With a mouse wearing glasses who started to play. ‘I’m Twangy,’ he said and carried on playing While the other young mice stood on the spot swaying. The friends had a ball, and the crowds came along And joined in with the music with a hum and a song. The friends parted happy later that night. The little mouse band was a funny old sight.



When bongo arrived at the park the next day He was stunned to see even more mice in the way. ‘Everyone please meet’, said little Fiddlina, ‘My friends, Tich and Tupper and Tina. ‘Hello,’ they all said, and the older one, Tich, Started playing triangle, so perfect in pitch. The other two mice started banging as well.
And the other mice joined with a whoop and a yell. The crowds now knew the place they should go To hear the young mice and their impromptu show. Young Bongo on drums, and Quiffy and Keys, The other young players all followed with ease. Sachmo and Twangy and young Fiddlina, And the triangle trio: Tupper, Tich and Tina. The crowd loved the mice and cheered and danced And sang along to the music as they pranced. The mice had such fun and their music was snappy That all who heard them went away happy. If you go to the park, the mice are still there. How can you find them? I hear you ask where? Just follow the sound of the piano and sax, And the trumpet and guitar, and no looking back. Listen for the, triangles, fiddle, guitar And you know that the mice won’t ever be far. If you got down to the park today, Be sure to visit your friends and say ‘Come with me. I’ll give you a hand. You have to hear the Bongo Mouse Band’.

Wednesday 18 November 2009

A Christmas tale (sorta)

This has nothing to do with SL, but it's something that happened to me in RL and it gave me such a laugh at the thought of what will happen to some dad's on Christmas Eve I just had to share it.

Part of my RL involves setting up displays in various stores. One of my tasks for this year was to build a dolls house to go on display. After I'd finished I thought about all the poor fathers who will be putting this together on Christmas Eve, after their little girl has gone to bed. This is what will happen.

Ok. We have a flatpacked dolls house in a box. First thing - get it out of the box. So that's a bit of a tight fit. After shaking the packaging you eventually end up with - another box with a dolls house in. This is extra tightly packed so after a few attempts dad gives up and rips the box off. He's now sitting with several bits of wood and lots of ripped up cardboard. We'll come back to the box later.

Dad takes a sip of vodka and start to identify the pieces. Those 2 have slates on them - they must be the roof. They're pointed - they're the side walls. Those are the doors. 2 brown bits with holes? Ah, the floors with room for the stairs. And 2 bases? Dad then looks at the plan and the 2 square bits. Panel A and Panel D. Ok so the plan will say where they go. 'Screw Side A to the base'. Oh right that helps. Which is the base! After a sip of vodka and much looking where holes are drilled, Dad eventually identifies the base. The other bit gets put to one side for now.

So side A is now screwed to the base. Next to screw the floors to the side. Well that's easy enough, they're both the same. Oh. One of the screws doesn't have anything drilled out of it to screw it with. And there's no spare one. Hmm. Dad then stops and thinks. Ok, so he leaves the bottom screw out and he'll worry about it later. Looking good already. Next, screw the other side to the base and the floors. Dad stops and looks and has a celebratory sip of vodka. Next - screw a small metal plate to the middle floor. ?? Ah - of course. That's where the doors clip to. Ok so where are the holes. Dad then looks at the plan and the floor and the metal clip. Then he looks again.

Dad then gets the screwdriver and undoes Side 2, and the 2 floor pieces, and puts them all back together again. One of the floor bits had 2 very tiny little holes for the metal clip, but the plan never said that. Right, that's the clip sorted.

Dad has a quick sip of vodka and looks what's next. Screw the hinges on the house and then to the doors. Well, that's fairly easy. Dad looks for screw P. He needs 6 of those. After working out which way round the hinges go, he sets about screwing the hinge to the wall of the house. Damn but these screws are small. He tips the house on it's side and eventually manages to get all 3 screws in. (After stopping several times to pick them up off the floor where they keep flying off). Dad then has another sip of vodka and steels himself to do the other side. Eventually the hinges are on the house. Next to attach the hinges to the door! Oh dear. Dad takes a sip of vodka and tries to work this out. With one hand he needs to hold the door against the hinge, while holding the screw with the other, and the screwdriver with another? Ok that won't work. Time to get reinforcements. Dad takes a sip of vodka and calls for mum.

Mum arrives and holds the door in place for dad to screw the hinges on. Just 3 little screws. 3 very little screws. 3 very fiddly little screws which keep flying out on the floor. After several attempts the door is now attached by 2 screws. (One of them flew off somewhere). Dad then looks at the other door and realises he's got to screw that one on now. Dad takes a big sip of vodka and steels himself. After lots of swearing and looking on the floor, they finally have the doors on the front. Mum wanders back to wrap presents and dad sits and looks at the house. Nearly there! Dad then takes a huge sip of vodka in celebration.

Next is to screw the back on. Oh - so that's what the other base was - the back! Well that makes sense. On goes the back. Just the roof left. Dad eventually realises that the 2 windows he's been looking at screw in to the holes in the roof. Well that's easy enough. Oh Phew, these are screw Q, they're bigger. Dad has another sip of vodka and finally looks forward to going to sit down.

JUst the roof to go now. Next step - oh no! Screw hinges to the roof. And Dad can't rest the roof flat because he's just screwed to windows in to it. Dad takes a sip of vodka and calls mum. Mum's now a bit fed up because she's trying to wrap last minute presents and keeps getting interrupted.

After a few minutes struggling with one screw Dad ponders whether contraception would have been a good idea! but no, he promised his little princess a dolls house and she's damn well getting one. After several more attempts to find screws under the table, the hinges are on the roof. Just 2 screws left!

Mum goes off to finish the presents and Dad takes a huge sip of vodka. Just line up the holes on the roof with the holes in the side. Erm. Line up the holes............... At which point Dad hits the roof. Mum comes rushing in to see what's happened. Yes that's right. After spending 2 hours putting together a simple little dolls house, Dad discovers that the holes in the roof don't line up with the holes they're supposed to. Not only that but they're not even close. One set overhangs by a good half an inch. In short, there is no way the roof will go on. Dad then sits back and finishes the vodka in one swig.

So as long as his daughter doesn't touch the back where the screw is missing, or touch the roof then it's fine. It's wonderful! It'll do! And soon as the shops open it's going straight back.............. Dad then looks at all the bits of cardboard where he ripped the box open.

At which point Dad just gets the bottle of vodka, fnishes it off and goes down the pub. And this is what really happened to my dolls house:)

Saturday 7 November 2009

info for triviathon

Sme info for those who want it for the Triviathon (which is already rocking!)

If  you plan to stay for the full 24 hours, please make sure you send an im to Paige Foden every hour. She won't reply but send them anyway.

To donate - simply find the big thermometer on the stage, right click it and select 'pay'.

Please also try to keep your attachments and HUD's down - we've got a lot of people here and we want to try to keep the lag down for all of you:)

And we have our first challenge!! If we hit 30K Juke will go bald for a week. Hit 40K and he dresses up as one of the J---- B-------! so come on guys!!

Friday 6 November 2009

Triviathon is here!

Well it will be at 10am tomorrow, Saturday 7th November, at our new home in Trivy Isle. First up is Thornton with his regular trivia slot, and there follows a lot of some of the best hosts in SL. The final list has been drawn up, the sponsors are in place, prizes are ready to be given. We just need you to come along and help us reach our target. Relay for Life is a cancer charity, and although the link is for the American Cancer Org, there are teams in other parts of the World helping to raise funds too.

We hope to see trivia regulars as well as some new faces. If you haven't been to a trivia event before then please do come along and see what it's all about. All the hosts have their own unique style and format, and somewhere will be an event you can relate to.

Thanks also go to Monochrome and The Metal Shop for sponsoring some of the events, and also to DJ Angelo who's helping out with a couple of events. And the hosts - well you all rock!

Full list of times is :-
10.00am - 12.00pm - Thorny Trivia with Thornton Writer
12.00pm – 1.00pm – Lous Clues with Lou Netizen (Sponsored by MonoChrome)
1.00pm - 2.00pm Analytical trivia with AnaMaria Quintessa
2.00pm - 3.00pm - Double Standards Host Traian Khandr
3.00pm - 4.00pm - Zoo Bar trivia with Chaddington Boomhauer and Shale Nightfire (sponsored by Zoo Bar)
4.00pm - 6.00pm - Trivia with Lotus Ceriano and Nelly Swindlehurst, aided and abetted by DJ Angelo
6.00pm - 8.00pm - Circeschism trivia with Circe Falta and JoshuaStephen Schism.
8.00pm - 11.00pm – Chaos trivia with Lette Ponnier and Rach Borkotron (this one's in the cave in the games area)
11.00pm – 1.00am - Maggies Wheel Of Fortune - she's celebrating with her 50th set of questions too.
1.00am - 2.00 am - Trivia with Mako Kungfu (sponsored by MonoChrome)
2.00am - 3.00am – Double Standards trivia with Devin Velinov
4.00 am - 6.00 am – Trivia with Chaddington Boomhauer
6.00 am - 7.00 am – Trivia with Billy2Times Krams (Sponsored by The Metal Shop)
7.00 am - 8.00 am - trivia with our very own host Hummingbird Forster
8.00 am - 10.00 am – Cully’s Alphabet Smart Ass Trivia with DJ Angelo.

(Traian, Devin, Ana, Humm and Chad all sponsored by Double Standards)

Our goal is 20,000L and we're already off to a good start - so come along anytime between 10am on Saturday and 10am on Sunday and join in the fun.

Monday 26 October 2009

24 Hour Charity Triviathon

Starting 10am on Saturday 7th November and finishing at 10am on Sunday 8th November, Double Standards will be holding a 24 hour Charity Trivia Marathon.

We will be raising money for Relay For Life and we will have live trivia hosted by real live hosts for the whole time.
We are finalising the details but here’s the line up:-
10.00am - 12.00pm - Thorny Trivia with Thornton Writer
12.00pm – 1.00pm – Lous Clues with Lou Netizen
1.00pm - 2.00pm Analytical trivia with AnaMaria Quintessa
2.00pm - 3.00pm - Double Standards Host Traian Khandr
3.00pm - 4.00pm - Zoo Bar with Chaddington Boomhauer and Shale Nightfire
4.00pm - 6.00pm - Trivia with Lotus Ceriano and Nelly Swindlehurst
6.00pm - 8.00pm - Trivia with JoshuaStephen Schism
8.00pm - 11.00pm – Chaos trivia with Lette Ponnier
11.00pm – 1.00am - Maggies Wheel Of Fortune
1.00am - 2.00 am - Trivia with Mako Kungfu
2.00am - 3.00am – Double Standards trivia with Devin Velinov
4.00 am - 6.00 am – Trivia with Chaddington Boomhauer
6.00 am - 7.00 am – Trivia with Billy2Times Krams
7.00 am - 8.00 am - trivia with our very own host Hummingbird Forster
8.00 am - 10.00 am – Cully’s Alphabet Smart Ass Trivia with DJ Angelo

Thanks go to all the hosts for offering to help and we know this is going to be a great event. Monochrome are sponsoring some of the events as well so thanks to Jez for that. We hope you'll all turn up for at least some of the time to support this worthy cause and I look forward to seeing you:)